Completely Gratuitous and Exploitative Whiplash Picspam

Whiplash. The Solid Gold Brigade.

Really, Peter Graves, I am sorry, but if you're going to appear in a Whiplash episode in very tight and very wet longjohns, what can a girl do?

These pictures really don't need captions to distract you from the beauty. Suffice to say, the longjohns are very form fitting. Also, can anyone explain the physics of television that allows a short, fat man to steal Chris Cobb's clothes and fit into them, and for Chris Cobb to borrow a short and very thin Scottish man's clothes and boots and also fit them perfectly?

Fashion spasm! Mission: Impossible - Underwater

Season Six, Episode Eight - Original Air Date: 6 November 1971. In order to recover a haul of stolen diamonds and bring the criminals to justice, lots of deviousness involving a fake ring and plenty of scuba diving is used, including Jim pretending to be a hip and funky scuba instructor. The scope for fun outfits is endless...

We start off sensibly...

The episode starts in casual and relatively innocuous clothing...

And of course, whilst in his apartment, Jim is as stylish as always. He's not allowed in his apartment without refined clothing...

But then the fun begins! First - Scuba-Jim!

Scuba-Jim is wet and floaty...

And then - funky scuba-instructor Jim!

Jim runs in his funky clothes, and, 'Boy, am I hung,' he needs some pink liquor to pick him up...

Jim is funky, and blows smoke out slowly in a sexy cloud, and wears funky sunglasses...

Later, on the boat...

...Jim wears lovely stripy swimming trunks, and generally flexes in a semi-nude way while donning his wetsuit, so...

...he can look sexy and ruffled like this...

...and he can hang about on deck with his zip open like this...

...and he can don all his gear like this...

...and later he can emerge and look all wet and panting and Scandinavian, like this! Just think... This is how Jim may look in the bath... mmm....

For the clincher, as the criminals are hoodwinked and the police swoop in - Jim pulls out all the stops, with paisley and stripey trousers!!

Those sunglasses (which incidently Jim removes as soon as he's left the building and got in the car) and that stunning paisley shirt, which I actually quite like!

The stripey trousers... Jim will wear these or some very similar later, in Season 7. This must mean he likes them...