Objectification

I would like to set up a tumblr called 'Objectifying Peter Graves' Ass', dedicated to pictures of this noble organ. But it would seem terribly disrespectful and a little intrusive. On the offchance that any of his relatives or descendants drop in on this page, I am very, very sorry.

Besides, since starting to watch Gunsmoke, I think it would have to be objectifying James Arness' ass too. I'm not sure what happened in that family, but they produced some fine rear ends.

But in lieu of a gratuitous tumblr account, have the slogans kindly generated for me online by a slogan generation site -

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You can count on Peter Graves.

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Start the day with Peter Graves.

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And have one picture. Just one.